You are driving to close. I can see your bald spot.
If you can read this, I can deploy your air bag!!!
If you can read this, you're in range.
If you can read this, thank a teacher.
If you can read this bumper sticker you are driving too close.
....and the answer is: If your bumper sticker wasn't so damned small I wouldn't have to drive so close to read it!
(Front Bumper) If you can read this, I didn't hit you hard enough.
This truck has been in 15 accidents... and hasn't lost one yet.
YES! This is my truck. NO! I won't help you move!
There are two kinds of drivers; those who make dust and those who eat it.
Faster than a speeding ticket.
I don't drive fast. I fly low.
0-60 in 15 minutes!
I don't drink. It dulls the drugs.
Want to be somebody? Don't drive after drinking.
Spare the fenders, save the trees, give a sober friend the keys.
Hang up and drive!
Hey idiot! You're driving a car, not a phone booth.
If you're stupid, and you know it, honk your horn.
Horn Broke. Watch for finger!
I'm wondering if you have any horns with goofy songs?
I brake for no apparent reason.
You are right where you belong, behind me!
If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.
I hate bumper stickers!
Stop Reading My Bumper Stickers and DRIVE!
Give blood and you too can get a free bumper sticker.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
This is not an abandoned car.
You have to be really secure to be seen in this car.
No Radio - already stolen!
This car is designed by a computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.
High beams were made to piss people off!
They keep saying the right person will come along. I think a truck hit mine.
I love uranus.
Everything I need to know I learned in prison.
Never judge a girl by her bumper sticker.
I'd rather be fishing!