Pickup Lines

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01. Din drömprins var på väg hit, men jag sa att du var på Mello Yello så att jag skulle hinna före.
The man of your dreams was on his way, but I beat the crap out of him so I could get to you first.
02. - Jag slår vad om att jag kan gissa ditt telefonnummer.
- Nej.
- Du har rätt. Du måste nog berätta det för mig.
You: I bet I can guess your number. She: No, you can't. You: You're right. You'd better give it to me.
03. Kan jag köpa dig en drink, eller vill du bara ha pengarna?
Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
04. Du är faktiskt rätt söt när jag är onykter / efter några öl.
You're pretty when I'm drunk.
05. Jag har druckit några öl och du börjar se riktigt söt ut nu.
I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
06.
Is that a mirror on your sleeve? 'Cause I can see myself in your arms all night
07. - Jag kan inte hitta vad jag vill ha på menyn.
- Vad är det?
- Du!
You: "Damn, I can't find what I want on your menu." She: "What's that?" You: "You."
08. Hej sötnos, vi skulle säkert se söta ut tillsammans på bröllopstårtan!
Hey baby....wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake?
09. Vad heter den parfym du har? Krama Mig?
What's that perfume you're wearing called... Fondle Me?
10. Jag har röda kalsingar och tjejer gillar mig.
I wear colored underwear and chicks dig me.
11. Vill du att jag ska tala om för din kompis att hon går hem ensam ikväll?
Should I break it to your friend that he's going home alone?
12. Du har något på kinden. Egentligen har du inte det, jag ville bara se dina söta ögon.
You have something on your cheek... (Lean forward and brush it off, close to their face, then say:) Actually, you don't. I just wanted to see your gorgeus eyes.
13. Wow, jag är glad att jag inte är blind!
Damn, I'm glad I'm not blind.
14. Rosor är röda violer är blå, jag skulle göra allt för att sitta nära er två.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I would do anything to sit next to you!
15. Jag har öl och en lägenhet. Vill du hitta på något senare?
I got beer and a house. Wanna do somthin' later?
16. Du har en trevlig röst. Kan du inte ringa det här numret i morgon så jag får höra hur du låter över telefonen?
You have a great voice... Call this number so I can hear how it sounds over the phone.
17. Jag tänkte berätta om en dröm jag hade i går natt, men du vet redan - du var med i den!
I'd tell you about the dream I had last night, but you already know - you were in it.
18. Du spenderar så mycket tid i mina tankar att jag borde debitera dig hyra.
-Har du ont i fötterna? -Nej, hurså? -Du har vandrat i mina tankar hela dagen!
You spend so much time in my dreams, I should start charging you rent.
19. Wow, du får mig att vilja ställa in alarmet på din biologiska klocka!
Girl, you make me wanna set the alarm on your biological clock.
20. Jag gillar dina händer. De skulle se ännu bättre ut på mig.
You have really nice hands, but they would look a lot better on me.
21. Din stol ser obekväm ut. Jag slår vad om att du skulle sitta bättre i mitt knä.
That chair looks uncomfortable. I bet you'd feel better in my lap.
22. - Du påminner om min första fru.
- Verkligen, hur många har du haft?
- Ingen ännu.
Guy: You remind me of my first wife.
Gal: Really? How many wives have you had? Guy: None yet.
You look just like my first wife. She says; How many times have you been married? You say; never.

23. Har du några planer för natten? Ingår jag i dessa?
Are you doing anything tonight? Because I sure hope it's me.
24. Jag skulle köpa dig en drink, men jag jag skulle bara bli avundsjuk på glaset.
I'd buy you a drink, but I'd be jealous of the glass.
25. Din kropp är som ett timglas och jag skulle behöva veta vad klockan är.
Your body is like an hourglass, and I really need to know what time it is.
26. Mina läppar är kalla. Kan du värma dem?
My lips are cold. Can you warm them up?
27. Kan jag få ditt telefonnummer? Jag har en nalle, men ingen att ringa till.
Can I have your number? I've got 35 cents and nobody to call.
28. Att kyssas är kärlekens språk, så vad sager du om en liten konversation?
Kissing is a language of love....so how about a conversation?
29. Kom ihåg detta ögonblick så vi kan berätta för våra barn hur vi träffades.
Remember this moment, so we can tell our children how we met.
30. - Du är perfekt på nästan alla sätt, men du har en stor brist.
- Vad?
- Din adress. Den borde vara samma som min.
You: You're perfect in almost every way, except you have one major flaw. She: What's that? You: Your address. It needs to be the same as mine.
31. Om jag var en skyddsängel skulle jag vakta dig mot allt dåligt, elakt och alla killar som berättar tama fraser för dig som de hittat på internet.
If I were a guardian angel, I would guard you from the bad, the evil, and all the guys that try to take advantage of you using lame lines they found on the internet.
32.
Hi, you don't know me, but I dreamt about you last night and thought it only fair to introduce myself.
33. Vi har säkert mycket gemensamt... förutom att du har ditt telefonnummer men det har inte jag.
We've got a lot in common, 'cept you have your phone number and I don't.
34. Jag har en penna och du har ett telefonnummer. Tänk vilka möjligheter som uppenbarar sig.
I have a pen, you got a number -- think of the possibilities.
35. Jag har förlorat min gummianka. Vill du bada med mig i stället?
I lost my rubber duckie. Would you bathe with me instead?
36. Jag har väntat hela mitt liv för att träffa min drömtjej, men jag skulle dumpa henne för dig... ;-)
I waited my whole life to date the girl of my dreams, but I dumped that chick when I saw you.
37. Skulle du vilja komma med hem till mig för lite hett, passionerat... kaffe?
Wanna come back to my place for some hot... passionate... coffee?
38. Vad är ditt namn? Jag vill veta vad jag säger i sömnen inatt.
What`s your name? I want to know what I`ll be saying in my sleep tonight.
39.
I got a problem: If one train's coming from the east at 90 mph, and another one's coming from the south at 84 mph, how long will it take for me to get you to go out with me?
40.
I'm trying to see if I could try to remember things.
Tell me your number and see if it works.

41.
I'd die for you if it wasn't for the fact that I like living with you.
42.
I apologize for staring at you from across the room all night long. I should have gotten a better seat hours ago.
43.
Do you mind if I stare at you close up instead of across the room?
44.
I'm here, you're here -- we already have something in common!
45.
I don't know if you noticed this or not, but we both have shoes on. Talk about your coincidences!
46.
Hold my drink, I'm going for a pee.
47.
Your lips were made to be kissed, and I hate to see a good thing go to waste!
48.
See that person over there? They were too shy to ask you if I was cute.
49.
You: Excuse me, miss. Do you date strangers?
Her: No.
You: Oh. Allow me to introduce myself...

50.
I don't believe in love at first sight, so I'm just gonna take another few looks.
51.
I caught a fish this big (hold hands 6 inches apart) that wasn't good enough.
Then I caught a fish this big (hold hands about 12 inches apart) and it still wasn't good enough.
Then finally I caught a fish this big (giving the girl a hug) and I was the happiest man alive.

52.
Hey, can I get your number? 'Cause I lost that other girl's.
53.
Didja know today's National Kiss Day? Wanna help me celebrate the holiday?
54. Varje minut som passerar utan att du ger mig ditt telefonnummer så blir någon överkörd av en bil. Snälla... tänk på trafikoffren.
Every minute you don't give me your phone number, God kills a kitten. Please -- think of the kitties.
55.
Hi, I just thought I'd give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Okay, now say no!
56. Vill du se ett trick jag lärde mig i fängelset?
Wanna see a trick I learned in prison?
57.
What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
What's a sexy woman like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
A fairly underused line, this one conveys that you find her hot, without sounding offensive. Show her you can be a bad boy and see if she likes your direct approach with the ladies.

58.
Guy: Do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: (Yes or no.)
Guy: Well if you are ever looking for a man friend, give me a call.

59.
So... married? Engaged? Lesbian? What's your story?
60.
Baby, you move like the ocean ... and you make me wanna ride the waves.
61.
I'm sorry, but I think we met somewhere, and I'm not too good with names. But I'm much better with phone numbers.
62.
Aw, girl, I'm gonna have to put you on my "To Do" List!
You're on my list of things to do tonight.

63.
Is it cold in here are you just trying to give me a few good pointers?
64.
You look so good, I'm sure it's illegal. Would ya like me to break out the handcuffs?
65.
Is that my cell? Oh, my mistake... it's just your body calling me.
66.
Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
67.
You've been a bad girl. Go to my room.
68.
Is your arm bruised? 'Cause I've been hitting on you all night.
69.
Don't I know you from somewhere? Well, then, can I get to know you somewhere?
70.
I hereby place you under arrest for violating code: 0569 - disturbing public with your extreme good looks and sex appeal. Remain silent and report to my apartment.
71.
If I were a flavor of ice cream, would you go out with me?
72.
You know how some guys buy fast cars to make up for what they lack? I'm a pedestrian.
73.
Walk up to someone and bite them (not hard). When they ask why you did that, you say, "I wanted to see if you tasted as good as you look."
74.
You: Hi... can I buy you a couple of drinks?
She: A couple of drinks?
You: Well, I figured by the time you finish them, I'll be lookin pretty damn fine.

75.
You must be a genie in a bottle because I have this sudden urge to rub you.
76.
I was wearing a lime green outfit and a guy walks up to me and says, "You look just like a lime. I want to squeeze you."
77.
Today's Give To The Poor Day, so will you give me your number?
78.
Hmmm. I'd like a Quarter Pounder, large fries, your phone number, and a large Coke. Got all that?
79.
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
80. Jag slår vad om en drink att du kommer att nobba mig.
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
81.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance? (in case you caught some of her "signs").
82.
You: I'm sorry, but you owe me a drink.
She: Why?
You: Because I dropped mine when I looked at you.

83.
Will you marry me and have my children? [unfortunate side-effects: beware!]
84.
(As you walk by, turn around and say:) Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No? Damn!
85.
First buy an ice cream and find a hot girl, then say "I'm sorry to bother you, but your melting my ice cream!"
86.
My friend thinks you're hot, and if it's any consolation so do I.
87.
Someone as lovely as you deserves to talk to someone much better than me.
88.
Put 50p on the bar next to her and walk off. After a minute or two come back draw attention to the coin and say "It's still there - I thought you were going to phone your mum..." After she goes "what?", say, "To tell her you're not coming home tonight..."
89.
Would you like to see a baby picture of me? (Shows the girl the picture of a baby better endowed that most men.)
90.
(take out a bill) I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.
(kiss her) Oops, guess I lost.

91. Vilken fin hund! Får jag klappa matte?

92. Jag tänkte fråga efter ditt nummer förra gången vi träffades, men jag vågade inte. Måste nog gå till baren och hälla i mig ett par öl, men när jag kommer tillbaka får du ha numret redo.

93. Nu har varit kissnödig hur länge som helst och varit tvungen att vänta för att jag inte vågat gå förbi dig, men nu måste jag VERKLIGEN kissa!

94. Du och jag passar lika bra ihop som två legobitar...

95. Jag har två biljetter till Hawaii, enkel resa, vill du följa med?

96. Dina ögon lyser som (kort paus)... lampor.

97. Tjena kexet! :) Så här står du och smular..?
Hallå kexet, sitter du här och smular?
Tjena kexet, varför sitter du här och smular?
Hej min lilla kaka, här står du och smular.

98. Jag kan vänta här tills du har supit MIG snygg.
Här har du 500 spänn, sup till jag blir snygg.
Här får du 500 spänn - sup mig snygg!

99. Tror du på kärlek vid första ögonkastet eller ska jag gå förbi en gång till?
Du snygging, tror du på kärlek vid första ögonkontakten ? (se in i hennes ögon)

00. Jag har glömt mitt nummer, kan jag få ditt?
Jag har tappat bort mitt telefonnummer, skulle jag kunna få ditt?
Jag har tappat mitt mobilnummer... kan jag få ditt?
Varför inte bara skippa allt spel och ge mig ditt telefonnummer med en gång istället?


01. Din kompis sa att jag skulle vara bra för dig.

02. Försvinn!!

03.
Give it to me baby ;)
04.
Give me some lööv baby
05. Vad sexig du var när du svepte den drinken.

06. Har du väntat på mig länge? För jag har letat i evigheter efter dig!

85.
Heeeey, how are you doin?
07. Hej sötnos! Hur smakar din öl?

08. Vad dricker du för nåt? (med bred småländsk dialekt!)

09. Minns du mig?

10. Har inte vi setts förut?

11. Öhh, jag känner igen dig... har du varit här förut?

12. Brukar jag komma hit ofta?

13. Letar du efter mig?

14. Vad händer nu då?

15. Vet du när de stänger här?

16. Vill du gifta dig med mig?

17. Wow...

18. Kan inte du ringa när du inte har någon pojkvän? -Jag har ingen pokjkvän. -Då ska du få mitt nummer.

19. Skål

20. Snygga skor. Vad tycker du om mina?

21. Känner du för att ge mitt hem en kvinnlig touch?

22. Om du skulle varit moder jord så skulle jag vilja vara solen som kysste din kropp hela dagen.

23. På puben: Se självsäker ut och säg - kom! gå sedan mot utgången. (personen blir överrumplad och följer efter, och väl ute är det inte långt hem...) Om det inte funkar har du heller inte gjort bort dig, utan kan stanna och ragga någon annan.

24. Jag är ny i stan, kan inte du visa mig vägen till din lägenhet?

25. Titta ner i nacken på tjejen och plockade upp tvättlappen på tröjan. -Skulle bara kolla om det stod "Made in heaven".

26. Du verkar vara så trevlig, jag måste bara få prata med dig.

27. Vill Du massera min meridian?

28. Får jag fånga dig i flykten?

29 -Har du en krona? -Nej -Bra, så slipper jag trolla fram en ur örat på dig, misslyckas, och aldrig se dig igen. Då kan vi ju prata ändå.

30. Det verkar vara slut på platser, är det okej om jag sätter mig i ditt knä?

31. Vet du hur man stavar till ____ ? Om du följer med hem så kan vi slå upp det i mitt uppslagsverk.






10 steg


10 Practice for a friend
A big factor in shyness is the fear of rejection. Eliminate this factor by approaching and picking up a woman for your friend. Since your own ego isn't at stake, you'll be less inhibited in your approach. You'll see it's no big deal and will want to pick up for yourself next time.


9. Take baby steps
Treat dating like a 10-step program.
Start with a smile; show everyone (not just the hot babes) you're friendly and approachable.
On following days, move up to saying "hi."
A few days after that, engage in small talk.
Keep going as you gradually open yourself up to people and see it's not as hard as you thought. If you make a blunder, forget about it. Most people are more forgiving than you think.
If beautiful women intimidate you, take baby steps up the beauty scale. Start by approaching more average-looking women you feel confident with. As you become at ease with them, move on to prettier women, and so on.


8 Don't sexualize women so much
When you talk to a woman, don't view her as a sexual trophy, but as a person like yourself. Keeping things purely sexual will get in the way of your approach. And women can sense when a guy is just after sex.


7 Don't put women on a pedestal
Like the point above, don't attach any special significance to the woman you talk to. If you act like she's too good for you, she'll likely start thinking that as well. See her as a human being with all the flaws and qualities of the average person. Talking one-on-one is much nicer than talking down to or up to another person.


6. Lower your expectations
When you talk to a woman, don't expect an end goal; just go with the flow. You'll be amazed at how much easier things get when you don't think you have to accomplish something by the end. If you keep your cool, the rewards will present themselves naturally.


5. Don't take things personally
If you want to succeed in the game of romance, you can't take every comment, insinuation or joke that a woman might throw your way as a personal affront. People sometimes say things they don't mean. You'll have nothing to be self-conscious about if nothing bothers you. However, sometimes people do make inappropriate comments, in which case, you should definitely stand up for yourself.


4. Learn to listen
Don't do all the talking. Let women yak about themselves for a while -- something they all love to do. Ask open-ended questions and just sit back and listen. If the conversation lulls, have new conversation topics ready. And to ease the burden of initiating something, have a few icebreakers handy to get the ball rolling.

If it doesn't work first time keep trying with a couple of other questions, or a couple of different subjects. But don't forget - LISTEN more than you talk. If you do this you can make sure you're talking about what she wants rather than what you want - making it very difficult for her not to get chatting to you!


3. Talk to a lot of people
Don't be afraid to chat up everyone you meet, from the old lady doing her groceries to the bank teller. Practice makes perfect. Most people secretly lament the lack of communication between people, so your friendliness will be welcome. And if it's not, brush it off. Those that snub you are probably inhibited people who never took on the challenge of overcoming their shyness.




2. Don't fear rejection
Great boxers go in the ring knowing there's a chance they'll lose. Similarly, you can't expect to succeed every time. Nothing is 100%, so view every encounter with a woman as a positive learning experience. The trick here is to not be self-conscious. Shyness and hesitation occur when you think about your flaws. Instead, focus your thoughts entirely on the woman you're talking to. You'll forget about your jitters and she'll be flattered by the attention.


1. Get out and socialize
Join activities in which you're always interacting with people, such as the gym, exercise classes, a college society, or a hobby club. In these milieus, you must always socialize, and after a while, you'll get comfortable with it. Furthermore, you're practically guaranteed to meet interesting women.


When you leave your shyness behind, which will take time and persistence, you'll see how much your life will change, as you'll begin to go after what you want with fewer fears.
And here's a secret: should you enter a room and feel those familiar jitters, remember that most people you meet are too busy worrying about what others think about them to really notice and judge you.
Now have a drink, loosen up, and charm away.

Like when you used the 3s rule and now have her attention… but haven't said anything yet and cannot think of anything to say.
If you just have to use a pick-up line, introduce it like this:
"Hi, I wanna try a pick-up line on you / my friend gave me this crazy collection of pick-up lines, tell me what you think about this one / some of them", then pick one of the following. If she responds (doesn't matter whether its good or bad, just as long as she doesn't completely ignore you), say
"Well, here's another one, how 'bout this", then pick another one. At least one of them should get a laugh.
Then you can ask what other lines has she heard recently and what's the sleaziest she's ever heard or what's the best she's ever heard.
But on the whole, pick-up lines are lame (don't mention that aloud though, you used them to start a conversation with her, remember?:), so change the subject and move onto using a technique of your preference (be it patterns, negging, eliciting values, whatever).

You can tell smutty sex jokes and have continuous humorous sex-talk with keen attention to how the girl reacts, so as to forestall any negative reactions (and you can be sure, there will be plenty in the beginning!:) by saying "just kidding", giving an "apologetic" hug to the girl etc. The reasoning here is this, that if the girl has no chance to express her negative comments about sex-jokes and -comments, this translates in her subconsciousness to agreeing and accepting what is being said. The defences will eventually go down, she has to imagine all the sex-jokes in her mind in order to understand them, and although she might be disgusted or repelled about them in the first place, she won't be able to express her negativism, her mind is bombarded with more sexual references, she just keeps imagining and before she knows it, nature kicks in and... she's getting horny:) But potentially dangerous as hell - you really need to be in your element with all the sex jokes and keep "just kidding" in time not to get slapped in the beginning etc. otherwise you could fail miserably :)

"That's his aggressive style. You have the attitude that you could satisfy them sexually. You have the confidence that says you do this all the time. You were in their face. You were making them excited. He was stimulating them like they are not USED TO being stimulated. If they were going to resist, they would have resisted when he first told them what he wanted from them. All you have to do is offer them the SECOND best thing... sexual satisfaction as opposed to sex with a man they WANT! You don't even have to satisfy them:)
  • If you buy me a drink, you might get lucky tonight.
  • I can't please every girl but I'll give you a chance tonight.
  • Aren't you going to get too horny if I sit next to you?
  • I'm organising an orgy for my friend's birthday. Wanna come?
  • I like you because you're intelligent (gesture over her breasts). I like myself because I'm intelligent too (gesture over your dick).
  • How does it feel like to be with (one/two) handsome blokes?
  • Look, we have to go (to her place) now because I have a date in 2 hours. No we can't go to my place because I have a friend sleeping there.
  • I wish I could split myself in 5 (me's) so that I could please all the women.
  • Do you know how I can have a 24 cm /11 inch dick? -??? -When I fold it in half.
  • It's not possible to be cute without being picked up ... sometimes I wish I wasn't so cute (One of the most important aspects of this technique is REVERSING ROLES).
  • Me: Do you wake up early in the morning? Her: No, not really. Me: Good, I don't like to be waken up;).

Whenever they don't react positively enough, you say:
  • Hide your joy / pleasure!!
  • Last time I saw someone as excited as you, she was in a coma!
  • If you don't like cute guys, just tell me!
    (Most of the time the reply will be "no, no, we do like cute guys!". This question reframes their possible dislike of you into a dislike of "cute guys" in general, which however they want to deny, thus being forced to confess, that they actually do like you. Tricky eh?:)
Remember - most of these can only be used as "examples" of pick-up lines because the lameness, supplication or dirtyness aspects of them are sure to backfire in a majority of cases should you make the mistaken judgement of using them seriously. In certain situations however, some of them are applicable by themselves as well (for example, as part of this style or negative hits) - but which ones? Well, you be the judge:) One redeeming quality of most of these pick-up lines however is that they can be used much more effectively to close, not to approach and initiate.
So although the general consent among women and pick-up artists alike is that pick-up lines suck - they suck as pick-up lines, but when it comes to closing, you might find yourself using the very same pick-up line you snared at when reading these examples:)

"OKAY ONE IMPORTANT THING: you'd think that you get blown off every time you says something that stupid, right? YES YOU SHOULD!! You would IF you didn't say "JUST KIDDING " *before* she has a chance to reply. Psychologically speaking, since she does not have the time to reply negatively, she's somewhat agreeing. It's rather obvious when you see it happening. If she starts replying negatively, you cut her down by saying, "yeah I like to say stupid things, life's too short not to have fun" or "I like to act like a little kid - I am a kid"." And then you continue with what you started with:) One other thing you usually go kino fast and often is insulting the girl and then "apologising" right away by kissing and hugging:)

A possible explanation of why the this style actually works: "You don't get rejected as you would expect - when you think about it, to reject something, you have to know what it is. When you've heard one particular line a thousand times, you know what it means, what it is, what it aims at ... When you approaches she's here, wondering what the fuck is going on ... it's so outrageous, she can't react in a predetermined way."

From someone who tried the this technique just to test it; "It was at the point I was feeling a little guilty because one was a real sweetheart and I just wanted to fall back to being nice and letting her talk about her boyfriend - but when I did - I could instantly see it was a mistake so I'd come off with "I gotta get an operation tomorrow..." and she'd come back with a "You're so bad" and hitting me... It was easy and she made sure to give me her phone number! I didn't even ask! This experiment tells me to memorise every one of these lines. They are killer! Pure gold! These are powerful jokes. Funny how the one who gave me her phone number kept saying she loved a sense of humour. I thought the jokes weren't funny at all. I was just mouthing words and she was laughing. I couldn't believe it. The other one had to go but she fell right into talking about sex. '"

"An idea to go beyond this style: describing the woman as a slut. Instead of telling her "you are beautiful", describe her as if she was doing something overtly and consciously sexual.

You can get people to form an opinion about themselves. Let that opinion be that she is a slut."

The word "slut" in this context is a highly sexual and constantly horny female (not a prostitute).

Doing a pick-up on the street in this style. You have eye-contact with a woman on the street, she passes, and when you turn back, make sure she hears this: "Hey! ... What does this mean? You ogle at me and you don't even stop to talk to me? I'm not a sex object!". She'll probably be standing there, looking back at you and feeling stunned, now go approach, introduce yourself, act all "hurt" for being taken as only a sex object, offer her to chance to make it up to you by having the two of you getting to know each other over a cup of coffee etc:)



Best Pick Up Lines
According to a University of Chicago study, "hi" is the best opening line there is, followed by "how do you like the band?" (but only if a band is, in fact, playing). All the cutsie lines you've heard--"Is heaven missing a couple of angels? 'Cause I can see them bouncing around inside your blouse,"--don't work any better, and usually work quite a bit worse. Even if the cutsie line does work, you are still left with the same basic problem--"there's a human being in front of me, what do I say?" "Hi" works the best at getting you to that point.
But what if the woman you want to say "hi" to isn't anywhere near you, and you'd have to go up to her. What do you do then?

Try the "goodbye introduction." This is a cousin of the "goodbye compliment,". Imagine you are at the gym, and you see a woman who is really attractive to you. But she's busy lifting weights, and it seems like your gym is not such a friendly place, anyway. The opportunity is this: time your leaving the gym for when she is between sets, or stretching. Then on your way out, introduce yourself like this (smile while you do it!):
" Hi, I'm just leaving, but before I do, I really wanted to introduce myself to the woman who has such wonderful form. My name is David." She says something back, like "Oh hi, my name is Tracy," then you say something like "I hope to see you here again." Then you leave.
This creates an opening for you to talk to her next time you see her--"Hi Tracy, how are you?" It also gives you a way of interacting with her for the first time without there being much risk--since you tell her up front you are leaving, she's less likely to be afraid of you wasting lots of her time--but you still show your romantic interest, making it harder for her to think of you as "just a friend." It even builds your esteem, and teaches your nervous system that you can actually survive talking to beautiful women, which makes it more likely you'll do it again. In time this can even help you develop the confidence to ask for her number and email address. But for now, just try this much--you can build on it later.



The guy who gets rejected the most is the guy who will leave with the most numbers! Quit being scared or rejection and just get out there and do it. The trick is to not think about it, if you start thinking "Should I talk to her or not?" then you will talk yourself out of it. Think about it this way, if you talk to her you might have a 50% chance of being rejected and a 50% chance of success, but if you don't talk to her you have a 0% chance of success. If you don't initiate the conversation it will most likely never take place!

Ever get a woman's number, and when she gave it to you it seemed like she was really into you and that everything would go according to plan, but when you call her she makes up an excuse why she does not want to come out on a date? This is because of the fact that out of sight is out of mind. For instance, when a good salesman is trying to sell you something, he will do almost anything to make the sale before you leave, because if you walk out the door he knows that he will never see you again. This works the same way, you must always get her number AND set up a date when you first meet her, in other words... you must "close the sale". So from now on, replace the phrase "Can I get your number?" with "I'd like to take you out sometime, how about Saturday night?" and when she says ok, say "Cool, is there a number I can reach you at?".

When you are going to ask a girl out, try this unique trick that will make it much easier for you to do, and the girl much more interested in you: Tell her you are going to ask her out before you actually do. For instance, say something like "I'm going to ask you out, but not right now... I'm not in the mood". The anticipation will drive her nuts, because she has no idea when you are going to ask her out. You will be on her mind 24/7 until you eventually do ask her out, which you should do when she least expects it. You will get a yes almost every time with this technique!

The opening line that you say to a woman when you first make your approach is extremely important, and by now you should know that pick up lines are no good. Try these opening lines that are very effective: "Why are you in such a good mood?" or "Why do you look so down?". Use the proper one based on your observations, and you will be very happy with the results. These lines will usually get her talking, because they demand more than a simple yes or no.

This is one of my favorite tricks to use in order to get that "first kiss" without all of the anticipation and awkwardness. Simply do the following, but make sure she has warmed up to you first, or she may get pissed: Ask her if she likes surprises, if she says yes... kiss her. If she says no, kiss her anyway, and then say "My bad, I forgot you didn't like surprises". This seems to work extremely well for me, and it's an easy, yet creative method to use.

Tease her with attention. While you are macking on a particular girl, go away after you've talked for a while and begin talking to someone else. Try to make it a male friend you go talk to, or she will think your a player.. This will drive her crazy, and if you've made a decent impression on her, she won't be able to think of anything except you... and when your going to come back. Some of the bolder females out there may even come and butt into your new conversation. However, if she does not, go back after a short period of time and you will find her most happy that you did.

Once you think she feels comfortable around you, and if it would be appropriate given the current situation, ask her if she is ticklish. If she answers yes or maybe, proceed with the tickling. If she answers no, say "I think your lying" and proceed with the tickling. From my observations, I would say that eight out of ten girls are ticklish. Plus, if she really likes you and is truly not ticklish, she will fake it anyway. Tickling is a very good trick to use because it involves touching, and you should touch her whenever possible. I can't really explain it, but for some reason women respond very well to the touch, as long as it's delivered in a respectful manner (no ass or boob grabbing people).

Upon making eye contact with a woman that you are interested in, always smile. I'm not talking about one of those huge "say cheese" smiles, rather a smirk (maybe a little bit more than a smirk) that says "I'm happy you've looked at me". Once smiling, hold the gaze for 1-2 seconds, then look away. After looking away, try to get her to make eye contact with you again, if this happens go over and talk to her, because her second look was your invitation.

While you are talking to a group of girls, always remember to flirt with ALL of them, even the ones that you don't find attractive. This will put them into "competitive mode", in which all of the women will begin to try to win your affection because of your display of interest in each of them. Once this is accomplished you will be able to have your pick out of any of them, because the woman you choose will feel like she is the "winner". Every girl wishes to feel like she is the best looking in her group, and if you help her achieve this goal, you will become her player in shining armor :)

Here's a real easy tip: when you flirtatiously pick at a girl and call her names to tease her, instead of telling her "just kidding" or "you know I don't really mean it", just let it hang out there as if she is supposed to already know you are kidding. In here mind, she'll know you were just kidding, but she will feel a slight urge to think that you could actually have meant it. This leaves her with a feeling of confussion that works to your advantage and it's sooo easy to use.

The "Think Different" Technique. Whenever you find yourself doing the usual thing, the thing everyone expects you to do; Think otherwise, try to be fresh, original, creative and most of all, expressive. No girl wants to have a guy thats like everyone else, like any other guy they want someone who they can talk about. So do whatever you gotta do, to be talked about.
So, for example this can work in any situation, if you insulted her (she wants an apology) don't tell her you're sorry (if you are) show her, get her something even if it's just a sweet, give her a hug!
If she expects you to call her, don't! Show up on her doorstep... if she expects an e-mail, send her a short e-card. Just be that original cat! I feel it works, I think to myself "Think Different" Think how you can throw everything on its head, and be the one that doesn't do the thing to do... you do the things she would never think you'd do. 9/10 women love the creativity... they love being surprised... and it's all good for you... it makes you look unpredictable, and she'll always have to second guess you! Though, it'll make good conversation with her, and her girlfriends.

Listen guys here's the truth. You can play this game and still come out squeeky clean enough to kiss your grandma. You don't even have to lie. A lot of the hot chicks out there want the same thing we do. I always go after the unreal chicks ('ya know like the supermodel looking chicks that are always with the rich guys) and noticed a few things. If there are two hot girls guys will flock to them. Understand none of them will talk to the girls they will just stand there and try to look cool. This is a mistake. The other type that will approach is the rich asshole who just drove in, in a Jag. But guess what? They forgot about the wildcard, and that's you. Just go up and start rapping worse case scenario you are envied by all the other losers who did'nt have the guts. The moral of this story is "put up or shut up". Everyone can bullshit their friends into thinking they are cool, but you can't lie to yourself.

How do I get laid on the first night. Here goes: Well after the great nite of charming, when u about to go home, I would make someone call me, making sure she is next to me and that she can listen to all I have to say. Then I find some excuse to make me sad like parents arguing, something to make her wanna comfort u, then after some talking tell her this with a sad but confident eyes "Can you please be with me tonight?"

This works very VERY well. I call this the "read between the lines" tip. To start always pay close attention to what the gurl is telling you in a conversation. If u listen to the way they are saying wut they are saying then you'll find it easier to advance in the conversation. WOMEN LOVE TO TALK so it should be quite easy. And if u play it off right they will think they are in control and that is good because actually u are in control due to them opening up to u.

Im a kind of person who almost always wear a hat or summin. Well wat I usually do before I leave he crib is take some cologne, and a mixture of pheromones, and PCC, and just rub my hands together, and wipe it all in my hair then put my hat on. And when I got to talk to a gurl. After talking to her for a while, and if it seems like shes not interrested in you, just take of your hat. Then you let out all that traped cologne and pheromones, she wont know wat hit her. Its like she just been hit by cupid, And then u just have to keep talking to her wif ur new advantage.

Rule #1 If you're in a club and a group of girls are sitting together and none of them are dancing stay away! Fellas this is a no win situation! The chances for you getting a dance is very, very slim. The reason is the fine one won't dance because every square in the club has already asked her and she doesn't want to give the other hoes a complex. Even if you ask the not so fine one she'll still say no because she has an attitude that no one has asked her. Also by saying no it gives her an out to her other friends that she turned someone down too.
Rule #2 To get the fine one wait until after midnight to ask her to dance by that time she's tired of those hoes and the squares have already run their best game on her, plus she's ready to get her money's worth for getting in the club. So after midnight walk up to her and hit her with a small smile, holding out both of your hands to her hands, and say dance with me. Once on the floor away from her girlfriends run your mack game to get those digits.

I just wanted to recommend a movie for those that haven't seen it; "The Tao of Steve" is an awesome movie in terms of the philosophy of being a player (a "Steve" in the movie). Three main rules: Be desire less, Be excellent, Be gone.
-Be desire less: "women can smell agenda." If they sense that you are after sex, and sex alone, (given the girl) you will fail. You must be (or at least seem to be) completely and totally focused on HER, right NOW, not the sex you want later. And if you aren't concentrating on sex, and you actually listen and are actually interested, you will be accomplishing so much more than "Wanna do it?" Plus, she will work extra hard to make you want her, as you won't be giving off the "I gotta have that" vibe.
-Be Excellent: Don't be a dipsh!t. Don't be a goof nut. Prove your sexual worthiness (this ties into the "use big words" tip). If a girl thinks that you will be a waste of time because you are boring or a dipsh!t or something, she will not waste her time. You have to prove your worthiness. However you can.
-Be gone: a phone number or a date doesn't mean marriage. It is just a phone number or a date. Don't build your life around this girl you've know for 3 hours. Life goes on beyond her, and if she thinks that you are outta there, she will pursue YOU. None of this panting puppy bullsh!t, following her around and phoning every hour. You are a man, act like one.

There is this girl I've been making eye contact with over a number of weeks, and the last time we passed each other she totally ignored me as if to say I'm tired of waiting for you to talk to me. Well I was waiting for that all important ice breaking moment and today it finally happened, I simply said "I like your new hairstyle" while we were both in the supermarket and she seemed so pleased that I actually made contact with her. In fact SHE gave me her phone number after just a few seconds of us chatting without me even asking, so the moral of the story is you have to look for the signs then move in for the kill. If the vibes are right then the prey is putty in your hands, once you catch their eye the rest follows naturally.

The truth is height does play a role on pickin' up chicks. A lot of females prefer their guys to be at least 6 feet. It's superficial, but it's true. BUT, do not lose hope. I'm only 5'7" and have no problem getting my share of girls checking me out. Why you ask? Because it's all about how you carry yourself. It seems like there are a few things women like/notice about a guy. They were for ex.: lips, shoulder, chest, forearm, hands, abs, and buns. P.S. Get rid of that unibrow (if you have one), and always take care of your face; zits are one of a player's worst enemy.

A little psychological technique better known as mirroring. First, what if I were to tell you that what Obi Wan Kenobi's force mind control trick was possible in real life? I'd hope you'd say that I'm full of shit, yet there is something you can take away from the Jedi Master. Granted, you might not be able to get a girl to become your slave, but mirroring has effects on both the psychological and physiological levels. Next time your out with a hot girl, take note of small attributes about her: how fast she is breathing, how fast she is talking, her overall demeanor. What you have to do is try and match yourself to her. Now don't make this look un-natural, it is somewhat easy to get caught if you aren't a little bit careful. She'll subconsciously pick up on what your doing with the net effect being a subconscious increase in rapport (which is a good thing). This technique works perfectly with pacing. You can start out in her state, and then slowly transition back to your own. When applying this technique at first, just try and mimic one or to traits, otherwise you'll get in over your head. Slowly but surely, you won't even have to think consciously about the technique.

To all you playas in training, it's true about the "axe" cologne spray. Trust me I'm a female and when i smelled this cologne on a guy the hairs on the back of my neck stood up. In the past I wasn't interested in this guy, but now since I received the "axe" effect, I can't stop thinking about him. The pheromones in this spray really work, and I'm not the only one who feels this way.

When at a party, bar, nightclub, or where ever people are dancing look around for the worst looking girl you can find and ask her to dance. Now she will say yes if she is really not that great looking because I doubt many guys ask her to dance. When you begin to dance with her look around at the women that glance at you and take note of it. After the dance find your way away from her and go talk to the women that looked at you if they don't talk to you first. Why? Well because now the women think you are a guy that does not a care about looks and that makes them want to get to know you better. Yes, this is mean to the not good looking girl.

If you are a nervous sort around women and find it difficult to chat to some chick you like then there's only one thing you can do. Talk! Talk to every single woman you can. Talk to women at work, in the street, on the train, everywhere. You don't have to start conversations, just get used to talking to them by saying "hi" or something. Once you can talk to any woman, you'll find it easier to talk to your potential conquests. Like it's said, practice makes perfect.

There are a lot of ways to see if a girl likes you, like stares. But what people don't know is that if a girl is around a guy she is with and finds you attractive she is going to try not to look at you at ALL (except for glances when her mate isn't looking). This is either really bad or really good! Call her bluff by walking up to her or her mate and start a conversation, if she looks at you and smiles you know she's been digging you the whole time, if she doesn't smile at you then that means shes been looking at you starring at her all night and thats why she was looking at you. Girls try to act like they aren't interested in anything in the room when they know whats really going on in their heads. Basically "trying to play it cool".

If your out and about don't bother with a chat up line or try and be smart, I've never found they work, if shes looking at you look at her look away then look at her again, if shes still looking just say Hi then start a conversation if its a gym say you've just joined to break the ice or if its in your street you can say you live in a house down the road etc, just a line to break the ice to get her chatting. you can take it from there and decide if you want to ask her out. The only times I've had any success in clubs is if theres been me and one friend chatting to two girls, when I've been with a large group of fellas I've never got anywhere. I suppose all the players know the one about carrying a lighter even if you don't smoke as some women that like the look of you will ask for a light as an excuse to start talking. If you spotted a girl in a club early on who was looking at you and you didn't approach there and then, don't bother later after having a few drinks (or being half drunk !) , chances are you'll be wasting your time.

First and foremost you MUST be aware that in order to meet and attract women you NEED TO HAVE CONFIDENCE. There is nothing that women find more attractive than a guy who is full of confidence, now I'm not talkin' bout cocky, there is a fine line between being sure of yourself and being full of yourself. Simply put, confidence gets the girl.

In my experience women first look at how you dress and then at how you WALK. Your stride? Slow down. Confident people are not in a hurry but there is a difference between wandering and walking with purpose. Always walk as if you know what your doing and where your going. Practice keeping your shoulders back and your chest out, good posture basically. So not only will you look and feel confident but you'll also look physically bigger and more predominant.

Pick up lines? Don't need em. What works well is a simple smile and a simple 'Hi' - this easy opener allows you to do a quick assessment of the woman. Did she smile and return your greeting? If so, keep the ball rolling - ask 'Are you having a good time'? Agree with her, no matter what the answer. (yes = "So am I...now". No = "Neither am I...but things are getting better...now"). If she returns your greeting with a snarl or snide remark, just respond with "Whoa, sorry...I was only trying to say hello...I will leave you to your bad mood" - and turn (not walk) away. If she's a nasty bitch, she will move on. (And save you time and trouble chasing a buzzkill female) If you just caught her in an off mood, she may feel bad about snapping at you, and initiate conversation by apology. Simple and powerful... try it and you will always have an easy way to initiate contact.

Most guys believe that they can make a women attracted to them by (Flowers, Candy, ect..). But these are often mistakes, you cant "Make" someone attracted to you, even seduction takes place in the "Don't give a damn" mentality. Now, Push and pull, think about it, if you show up a woman's place a half-hour early with roses and chocolate, ever wonder why you never go out with her again? This is a "Push", let me explain: a push is an overbearing act that turns women off, and a pull is an action that attracts a woman, now back to the common problem. You do something lame that turns her off, she thinks your a dork or worse a "nice guy". How could you have handled this differently? You could have shown up a couple minutes late to show your a busy man after all; PULL (Not too late or you come off like a inconsiderate jerk; PUSH) then just said "Sorry I had something to do, but not as important as you", she will probably smile then work a little of that masculine charm and your in.

If you see a woman who you were interested in the past but for whatever reason you didn't get in her knickers, if you happen to come across her again and would still like to "deflower" her here is a tip. In the middle of the small talk stare at her like you are in a trance when she comments and says something like "What's wrong with you" say "I can see why you USED to be the woman in wanted to sleep with more than any other but YOU had YOUR chance and that window of opportunity is closed for YOU now". THEN SNAP OUT OF THE TRANCE IMMEDIATELY. Like all children who are told they can't have something they will try to get it. The key to this working is you have to be very matter of fact about it and really make her believe that she just missed out on the opportunity of a lifetime and you are going to give this to another woman now.

The added bonus of the lip-reading conversation tip, is that you have to keep looking at her face and that makes her feel as if you are paying more attention. Great ego booster for the girl.

What up playas. If your already kissing a girl but they arent willing to come back to your place yet I have a couple of tips to make them go madly horny for you. First you suck on their ears, girls love it and also get something from it. The second and the best thing to do is to kiss her down her neck then lick her collar bone. I really don't know why they get all horny from that but they do.

One fundamental difference between men and women: Women like the new and unknown, men like to work at things and have familiar and comfortable things in their surroundings and life. Basically, a woman will go for a new face in a bar/office and go for the new guy rather than the known, familiar faces. When you enter into a new place take full advantage of this. Make an impact on your first meeting. If a new guy enters your hunting grounds then you will have to push your work rate higher and be more interesting to the girls around you than the mysterious new stranger.

One of the simplest forms of flattery that will work with women of all levels of babe-ness is to simply tell her she has really good taste in clothes. Women spend an innordinate amount of time searching for just the right clothes and they enjoy being told that they have done it right. This form of flattery not only tells her that she has good taste but also tells her that she looks good. Two for the price of one! Warning: Don't overdo it! Don't say she has great or fantastic taste in clothes or she'll smell a rat. Keep it simple!

First if you want to kiss a girl, or start to make out with her, or start fooling around a trick you can use is called the boredom trick. All you have to do is say "Are you bored" and if she says yes you say "well, I can make it interesting" and it's a great opener for trying to start kissing her. I know this doesn't always work, but I thought it was a good technique. Another thing I haven't heard much on is the scent of your deodorant and soap and shampoo. I have been asked numerous times what kind of cologne I am wearing simply because of my deodorant, and they love it, it's called Cool Blast by Arm & Hammer. Also a good smelling soap is Dial body wash Spring Water and Head & Shoulders Ultimate Clean. Those are all great smelling products that the ladies love.

I can not put enough emphasis on being busy! Just not toooo busy! This has worked for me maybe 90% of the time. Girls are intrigued by it. They think you know where you going, not lazy,and are probably meeting other women and that turns them on more than it turns em off. (competition). Unless it's a chick that thinks you're a player and she's not into that, but many don't care or think it's kinda hot. Most of them think you have something good going on. I might mention that I have to see somebody later. They usually want to know who.....guess why?!?! Worked with babes 19 to 34! I would call the babe and wait a few days and they'd call back 90% of the time curious and wondering why they had not heard from me. Then we'd meet. If you get her digits use this it does work! She'll want you more!

Remember distance can make the heart grow fonder. If the honey you are feeling is suddenly giving the cold shoulder make moves to other sites for a while almost always when you come back the attraction will be doubled plus if you meet someone else you got two for the price of one.

The one thing that I cant stress enough is that you need to be friends with as many women as possible. It is also good to have a lot of male friends too, because people gossip. If you just try to be friends with all girls, what happens when the girls ask their guy friends about you? Guys tend to rip each other apart when they don't even know you or don't like you.

I go to this dance club on the weekends with my friends. I'm not much of a dancer, but I do occasionally. Most times, I talk to my friends. When they go dance, I sit back quietly, and I swear this works, girls come up to me and ask why I'm not dancing. This is a good way to start up a conversation with her. The rest is up to you.

Before going on a date, check out the restaurant you are going to bring your date/girl the night before or two days prior and familiarize yourself with the menu. You can eat in and observed. Be particularly friendly with the waiter and some of the staff. Before leaving give a tip to the waiter. When you bring your date, she will be surprise how well you know the menu without even looking at it and how friendly the staff with you.

An awesome scent that you can wear during the day time or when in a casual setting around friends that will drive most women crazy is the scent Phoenix from Axe (the body spray for men).

When going on a date to a restaurant, take her to a place that prepares the food in front of you. This way you have entertainment and you do not have to think of things to say. You will also have something to talk about after.

Here's a little trick for you if you want to increase your sex appeal and overall character. If your at a bar or somewhere else with lots of ladies present, start talking about some girl you met, then have your buddy ask you the famous line, (pretty loudly) "Is she hot?" and say, "Not that it would matter but yes, she's attractive" whatever ladies are listening in on your conversation, their opinions of you will shoot through the roof and make them more open to a conversation with you and maybe more.

It's been my experience that women really do love men that have strong, soft, clean hands. The best thing you can do for yourself in the department is to go out and get a manicure. Yes, I said it, a manicure. For two reasons, 1) you come out having great looking hands and finger nails (which women love) and 2) There are a lot of attractive women at the nail shops that you can definitely get your game on with. Bonus reason, the massage the girl gives your hand afterwards feels really good and if she's a cutie, double points! To maintain your soft hands.

When going for that older hunnie just be honest and tell it like it is. Most older women like guys who can take control of the situation .

When approaching women always think you are the coolest guy in the room. Always act FUN but RESPECTABLE, women want to respect a man, it's female nature to want respectable confident men: "A woman with no respect for a man is the equivalent of a man with no physical attraction for a woman."

The sideglance is one of the parts of bodylanguage that many people still dont know. What it is, is when say a girl is in front of you, to look behind her she will look at the side but forwards and she can still see if your looking at her in the corner of her eye.

Always carry a brush (to keep hair inline), lip balm (females are turned off to ashy white chapped lips) and gum or mints (ladies never forget clean smelling breath). Oh last but not least a PEN. Notice how I capitalized PEN, never a pencil. Females love a good expensive looking pen.

The best way I've learned to relax before a date is to pump some iron. I always plan my dates around my workouts because the testosterone is flowing big time at the end of a workout.

Go up to a girl and praise her, but using really vague words, like 'interesting' when describing her clothes, she'll always want to find out exactly what you mean, which gives you an excellent ice breaker!

Here are some tips for conversations. 1. Use big words. Go out and read more, expand your vocabulary. Girls really like that. 2. Don't say things you are not sure of, or use words that you don't know the meaning to.

How to calm down when they're nervous trying to get a girl. Some things I find helpful to prepare yourself are to breathe slowly/deeply, visualize success, smile and yawn. Breathing and visualizing help slow your heart beat to calm you down, while smiling and yawning convince your body that there is no risk and it should be calm. The latter two suggestions may seem crazy, but they do work to some extent.

When talking to a girl, do not talk very loud, when you are a club or bar. any place that is loud. talk mellow and slow. First tip: when you are at a loud place getting to know a girl. Always whisper to her ear let her know you are interested Second Tip: next move, When you are whispering, This is what you should move your body position to the behind her while whispering to her making her laugh. Lean your body toward her body. Don't make it obvious or you will be rejected. If she leans back. You made progress.

Learn a little french, now buy her a card put "Je t'adore" (I love you), on the inside. Women love romantic french words especially when you show that you gave your time for her to learn love words.

This may sound obvious but when women are interested, they linger. No interested woman is in a hurry to leave. She'll stand there all day if she has to. We just want to be around the one we like. We'll find any excuse to bask in your fine-ness. So if some girl won't leave, give her something to do--TALK TO HER!

Smile your way into her pants : Some people have a great smile and know how to use it. I am one of those people. I think taking care of your teeth and breath is one of the most important things for appearance and overall health. I have used my smile to pick up well known actresses and girls who have their own millions.

When you come up to a hot babe, ask her "Hey I am just wondering something, have you ever done any modeling?" After you say that she will reply with a yes or a no. Then say, "Ya, you definitely look like you could be a model." Then they will usually blush or laugh or sometimes even do both. Then say, "I am also wondering if you might be interested in this. I know a friend of mine who does photo shoots for a living. Do you think you might be interested?" Then she will reply with a yes or a no. If she says yes, then say, "Well, do you have a number I can reach you at?" She will then reply with a yes or a no. After you get her number, or she might ask you for your number, the rest is up to you but if she says no then say, "Well, I'm sorry to bother you." and walk away with the upmost confidence, head held high... it's her loss not yours.

This is how to get a woman interested in you. Simply approach her and tell her that she is pretty, but leave it at that. Don't try to get her number or name, just leave it at that. She will then find you favorable in her mind and will look upon you as a real man who knows how to make a womans day. The next time that you see her, approach again and spark a conversation, this time asking for her number, which she will be more than happy to give you.

Whenever your talking to a girl and she says that she has a boyfriend, most guys would say oh well and take off, but you should answer with "Whats wrong with having a friend?", so you get her number as friends and then work your ways up. Works for me.

Pick out a blank page on your notebook and write down a simple message: "Hi, my name is (your name). I'd like to take you out for a cup of coffee." She'll love it and think it is cute as hell. It is like being back in 2nd grade writing notes to your little girlfriend. All you are missing is the "yes" and "no" for her to circle. You DON'T want it to be a yes or no answer, so she can't answer with a simple no. OKAY will most likely be her answer and you are in there like swim wear.

When talking to a babe in a club standing next to her make sure to gently move one arm to her lower side opposite to yourself. Then gently rub her side. Women usually enjoy physical affection very much and she will be aroused making her more eager to get things going. Just continue talking, usually easily comprehensible small talk is best, and get a little more bold at time goes by.

When you see a hot babe, go up to her and use an icebreaker first. Then ask her what her name is.. for example: If she says, "My name is Anne". In return you reply "Man that is beautiful name, it suits you well." By doing this you will make them smile every time, and a lot of times they will say thank you and blush toward your response.

Women always gossip... it's that simple!! The more that females see you saying "hi" to other females, the more they are going to start to wonder and question about who you are. Also, always stand out from your crew/crowd; through clothes/style/shoes/belt etc. be a leader not a follower. In other words, be BOLD!!

When on a date with a female, earn points and save yourself some money by avoiding dinner. The trick is to stop and pump gas immediately after you pick her up. When you go inside and pay, buy her a chocolate bar and surprise her with it. A female will almost always like chocolate so you score points for that, but the main reason you do this is so that her stomach gets full and she will not want dinner that night. I find that snickers, twix and M&M's, are great hunger satisfiers. **Note: Another good side to this trick is that chocolate is a mild aphrodisiac... so you may even get laid for "being cheap" :)

This may help a lot of guys who are new to body language! I've observed and verified that a lot of girls who already have boyfriends actually display the same kind of body language (similar to a single girl attracted to a guy). The signs can be: 1) dilated pupils, 2) prolonged eye-contact, 3) twisting or playing with her hair, 4) smiling. DON'T FALL FOR THIS TRICK ! These already "booked" girls are just trying to have fun when their BF's are not around, and they may not be serious. A girl is serious ONLY when she shows the above mentioned four body language signs plus the signs described below. They are: 5) Revealing the inside of her palms or hands, 6) blushing or skin tone turning red when you stare back at her or catch her staring at you, 7) Staying away from her group or trying to be alone to give you a chance to approach her, 8) Always trying to be seen by you. If the girl that you like displays both the first four and the Last four body signs, then boy you are in luck!

If you want a lady, be a little mean to her at first. Trust me, it sounds like a crock of shit, but it actually works pretty well. The one thing that a woman wants more than anything is something that she can't have. The biggest key to this is to let her know that you are being playful with her, and if she doesn't seem to like it, try a different approach. If you are a little rude to her, then she is going to have to work for it. Then you will know if she is worth looking into for a possible future. Play a little rough with her. Women don't like a soft kind of man all the time. When the time is right, obviously, let the romance flow, but when you are first getting to know her, be a little rough with her and see if she is worth it. You can't be sweet all the time.

This is a technique called the "honest position". This will make the girl that you are trying to get with believe every word you say. (This is while you are siting down) First, put your heels together. Next, spread your legs apart about a foot. Then shrug your shoulders up a bit. Keep the palms of your hands slightly facing her. Keep eye contact always. This position shows you are being honest with her (even if you are not).

You got to have the "I don't really care" attitude, and if you get rejected by a broad don't dwell on it because it was her loss, you just got to keep moving on and keep knowing that your the shit. Also another thing, there is no denying that everyone talks to themselves. Keep in mind that when you talk to yourself don't talk bad about yourself because you literally beat yourself up. You will destroy your confidence, self talk should always be positive. In order to always look confident which is very important here are a few tips; wherever you go, take up a lot of space. What I mean is stand with your legs at least shoulder width apart, throw your shoulders back a little, always look straight or above but NEVER at the floor. Your eye contact should be steady and make it a habit not to blink! When you speak let your voice come from your gut not your throat and put life into everything you say. Also don't speak at a high rate, it's easier to think when you speak slower and it shows more self control and discipline. Oh yea, don't forget to SMILE ;)

A very important approach to take is to make friends with the friends of the girl that you are trying to get with. Hang out with her friends and talk to them because they will talk about you to her (ALL girls talk) and the more she hears about you from them, the better chance you have with her. Just be a little careful to make sure they don't get the impression that you like them, because then the girl your trying to get with may feel obligated to not get involved with you because her friend(s) like you.

ALWAYS BE COURTEOUS TO THE LADIES. Women love men who know how to act in public. The greatest example that I use all the time is just holding a door open for them when they walk through.

When with a girl and a chump comes up and tries to work his game on your chick (cock blocking)... you're gonna have to have a way to disarm him without coming off as insecure to your girl. The way to do this is what I call a "reverse cock block". It works as follows. First, you need to wait for the chump to walk away. Immediately there after, smile at her and in a complimentary and almost genuinely surprised voice, say "Wow, did you see what you did to him?!" She will immediately respond with a "no" and maybe even smile and chuckle a bit. You then say "You really had him working to talk to you... wow... you really must have his attention to had gotten him so nervous around you." She'll then be at least partially convinced that you are on to something. She will reply with a "really?" and even if she doesn't... keep going. Respond with "Yea, you were talking to him and it was almost like I could hear his voice wanting to say (say the following in a ! high pitched, geeky tone) you're sooooooo pretty... I really like you... will you come home with me so we can play Dungeons and Dragons in my parent's basement... wow... you're not like the other girls, I don't have to pay you to talk to me." and continue as such. If she has any sort of sense of humor, she will laugh and think that what you're saying is a riot. This allows her to see that guy and immediately recall that high pitched geek voice coming from him whenever he swings around! Problem solved and you come off like the confident playa that you are. A word of caution... do not use on a guy who she is obviously not attracted to in any other way than a friend. The painter with a talent for hair dressing is not the guy to run this on!

After you've been talking to a hottie for a while and know for a fact that she's interested (i.e. touching you when she speaks, playing with her hair, etc.), look at her in the eyes and say "Let's get something out of the way". She'll ask what, then kiss her. After you kiss her, simply explain that you wanted to go ahead with your first kiss because you didn't want it to be awkward later on.

I've found that when once you have approached a girl, always lock into her eyes. Do not look away because this will give her the impression of timidity or unsureness about yourself. When you gaze at her directly in the eyes it tells her that you are interested and in control, not her. You are running the show and you are more confident than everyone else in the club. Then give a smirk, tilt your head back a little and continue conversation with her.

Whenever a girl thinks that you look good and would like you to come over and talk to her, most will tend to adjust themselves, for example: their hair, jewelry, dress, purse. Apparently they are trying to make themselves presentable to you or something. In addition most girls usually adjust their hair, I've noticed this when I was talking to some girls.

Here is a quick and interesting way to catch a girl's attention: Walk straight up to the girl flipping a coin and say heads you give me your number tails I give you mine. You are guaranteed that she will smile and that's when you start talking! Use this especially when she's with her friends.

My best tip: Drop your PRIDE, don't be afraid of some pussy... you got remember that the WORST thing that could happen is getting rejected, no one can make fun of you because they were too scared to even go up to her. Think positive and be friendly... it's hard to reject someone who is being friendly. I like to start out with "HEY do you remember ME??", and when she says I don't think so, follow up with "Well you will after today." and start into a conversation ASAP.

I've found this to be the easiest way to start a conversation with ANY girl, it's quite simple: When your friends "attack" a group of girls, separate yourself from the group and say to the girl that you fancy (but in a way that it seems you are talking to all of the group) "Are this guys annoying you?, I'm afraid that they may have had too much to drink tonight" and smile. 99% of the time the girl will smile and say "no", but then you can start a conversation with her since she will think you are the leader of the group, as well as the most decent guy of all of them.

Another good tip for an intro and to check for instant interest is to : Hi, you look like (pause, then say) "amazing like someone I would like to know a little! what is your name?" See the point is make her think she may know you! she is curious now. Plus you ask for her name! And if she is really interested, she will ask for yours!

Always look into the females eyes when you are speaking to her, and remember to always smile. Repeat her name constantly during conversation, and try and remember the important details. Smile always I can't say anything more.



The Behavior Tips...

After having a good date with a girl and you are back at her place, try to leave something behind that will remind her of you. Leaving a shirt behind is what I recommend, because it will probably smell like your cologne and the smell will make her think of you. This also gives you an excuse to see her again. When she calls to tell you that you've forgotten something, act like it is no big deal and say that you'll pick it up next time you get together.

After you go on a date with a woman you are very interested in, and if you feel that everything on your date went very well, send flowers to her workplace. Women love to show off when a guy they are dating does something romantic for them, and their work is the absolute best place for them to show off. Most women are either good friends or highly competitive with their female co-workers, which is a win-win situation for them when they receive a gift while at work. Chances are she will give you a call the moment she gets the flowers, try it.

Remember that not only women use body language to send signals to the opposite sex. You may be sending bad vibes to a woman while you are talking to her by your own body language, and you might not even know it!

When you want to give a gift to a girl, try this little trick: Tape a note to the glovebox in your car that says "Open me" and put the gift inside (works well with a single rose). Don't say anything about it once you pick her up and you are riding along in the car, let her find it for herself.

Feed her chocolate! You might not know it, but chocolate is a mild aphrodisiac. This means that chocolate triggers emotions in our mind related to love and attraction. For instance, if a woman is thinking about you while she is eating a hershey's bar, she will feel more attracted to you than she normally would. With this in mind, try to feed her chocolate while you are with her. The best way to accomplish this is: Stop at a gas station to fill up on gas, and when you go inside to pay (don't use credit card outside) come back out with a candy bar and say "I thought you might like this, but if you don't want it I'll eat it".


Rules for picking up women...
• While kicking game to woman, constantly repeat her name, it's like music to their ears. For example "So where are you from, Heather?" instead of "Where are you from?".

• Never appear to be intimidated by a woman, even if you are. Beautiful women are used to men being intimidated by them and ONLY find the men who aren't to be attractive.

• Never talk negatively about your life or your job. Women are ultimately searching for a companion, and why would she want to share her life with someone that is not satified with their own. Never talk negatively about an ex girlfriend either, which is a very common mistake.

• When asked what you plan to do with your life, or what you are currently doing to improve yourself, always show great ambition. Women are extremely attracted to ambitious men, because when you explain your high goals and plans for yourself, she will be thinking "Maybe this guy will be rich someday".

• Ever wonder why you never leave a club with a woman you've just met? Women at clubs tend to be 100% more attracted to the men on the dance floor, even if they don't dance well or are less attractive than the men sitting/standing around. Learn to dance!

• Never look at the ground or at your shoes while talking to a woman. This is a sign of insecurity (which women are turned off by) and they will pick up on this, even if only subconsiously.

• Knowledge is power. Always listen to and observe everything, including others conversations. If you observe a woman before you approach, you may notice something she is doing, wearing, or talking about which in-a-way "tells you" what to say when you try to spark up a conversation with her.

• This is a no-brainer: Never call the next day. You will appear to be desperate with nothing better to do. You want to project that you are "in demand" and that you are busy (which will make you seem exciting, fun, and mysterious).

• Never try to impress her by telling her about what you have or have done, you will come off as bragging, and women hate that. Actions speak much louder than words.

• Never bring up your ex-girlfriend(s) unless they ask you. It is usually a bad topic of conversation (especially for a woman you've just met) and you should try to avoid it as much as possible. If however, you are stuck and must speak about your ex, say something nice about her/them and quickly change the subject.

• Make as many women friends as possible, especially unattractive ones. They always have hot friends and if you don't already know, a woman's opinion of you will be greatly effected by what their friends say. Make friends with her and friends and you'll be in there like swimwear :)

• SMILE. Remember to smile constantly, while your talking, while your observing, while your doing just about anything. I can not stress this rule enough, smiling is the most powerful weapon in any player's arsenel. It let's the women know that your probably a fun guy to be around and someone they would like to know or be involved with. This single rule alone can improve your success with women by over 100%, use it wisely.

• When rejected, just smile and don't let it bother you. Who cares what she thinks, you probably won't see her again anyway. Besides, it's her loss, she just missed out on a good time for free with a great guy. Go out looking to get rejected, because once you become comfortable with girls saying no, your fear of rejection will be gone. Remember that the player who gets rejected the most is the player who leaves with the most numbers!

• Never say "How about giving me your number?". Always use something like "I'd like to talk to you again, is there a number I can reach you at?". This always produces much better results because she must aviod saying "no" or she will sound stupid because that will mean there is not a number she can be reached at. It also makes you more original than every other idiot that asks for her number.

• Be aware of her mood before approaching. If she is in a bad mood your chances of success are drastically less than if she was in a good mood. Do not try to cheer her up either, you may be able to make her feel slightly better if you are funny, but she will relate you to the bad feelings subconciously, which is not a good thing in the long run.

• Always compliment women and they will always feel good about you, but don't overdue it or they will think your just trying to score points (which you are, but you don't want them to know that). Try to sound sincere and give her a unique compliment that most people will overlook.

• Never try to become a "friend" when you first meet a girl. You must show her that you are attracted to her and would like to persue a romantic relationship right away, because once your dropped into the "friends" category, it's next to impossible to get out.

• While at a club, never attempt to approach women as you would in any other setting. Simply begin to dance and they will come to you, introductions and all that can be done later. This has proved to be the most effective tactic to use when trying to meet women in nightclubs, but in order to utilize it you must first learn to dance! The good news is, you don't have to dance well to attract women, it's not how you dance that attracts them, it's the confidence you display when you get out on the dance floor.

• Never talk about how cool, mean, bad, tough, or strong you are. If she thinks that you are full of yourself, you will go home and fool with yourself, catch my drift?

• Never talk too much or bring up subjects that will be boring to her, let her initiate the topics of discussion and do most of the talking while you simply relate yourself to her statements by saying things like "me too". This will make the two of you seem to have a lot in common and her opinion of you will shoot through the roof.

• Quit worrying about what to say next and focus your attention on listening. She will give you leads as to what she would like to talk about, in essence, telling you want to say next. For example: you say "How are you doing?" she says "I got a 50 cent raise today, but then I got a flat tire on my way home from work, so I guess I'm doing alright". She just gave you two leads that hint at what she is willing to talk about, all you've got to do is pick one.

• Be careful about what you say about yourself. Never say "I suck at..." or "I can't do that". Always speak positively about yourself. Your supposed to be acting confident remember?

• When going to a club or bar in search of women, bring a female friend instead of going with your boys. This will give everyone the idea that you are already taken, and men that are already taking are almost twice as appealing to women than single men. By the time you talk to a girl and she realizes that your actually not taken, the damage is already done, and her hightened opinion of you will remain.

• Tell her a joke, because jokes stick in your head. Each time she thinks about the joke she will think about you, and the more she thinks about you the better your chances are.

• When deciding whether or not to approach a particular woman, just assume that she is interested in you and act the same way you would with a woman that you know for a fact is interested in you. This will give you confidence and the woman will pick up on this, in turn making her more attracted to you.

• Never approach a woman the minute she arrives at the bar, club, or party. If you do, you are doomed for failure. Instead, give her time to get used to the new surroundings while you observe her and wait for the right time to make your approach.

• If you get rejected, take a break for a few minutes before approaching another woman, because most women will be insulted if they think that they are your second choice. The scene at a club or bar is constantly changing, so you only need to wait for a short period of time before approaching another woman. Chances are she won't remember you talking to the other girl if you wait awile (if she even noticed in the first place).


Förkortningar
3s
3 second rule. The rule that you should immediately try to meet a women within 3 seconds of seeing her (or her seeing you). 3 seconds isn't exactly literal, but the translation is "DO NOT HESITATE". Any hesitation will give you more time to falter and come up with fear-based excuses in your mind. It also give your target time to think negatively about you.

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01.
So, would you like to hear my sorry attempt at a pick up line, or would you rather skip that part and get right to the fun?
02.
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold _IT_ against me?

03.
Is there a mirror in your knickers... as I think I can see myself in them?
Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.

04.
You must wash your clothes with Windex... because I can see myself in your pants!
05.
Hello, I'm blind. May I get to know you by rhythmically kneading your breasts?
06.
Will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into that cheap motel room.
07.
What do you like for breakfast?
08.
That's a nice dress - could I talk you out of it?
09.
That dress would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed...
That dress would look awfully nice on my bedroom floor...

10.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
That outfit would look awfully nice on the floor next to my bed.
That dress would look awfully nice on my bedroom floor...

11.
Do you know what would look good on you?... Me.
12.
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
13.
I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent. Oh and by the way, you have my consent.
14.
What do you say we go back to my room/crib and do some math: add you and me, add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
15.
- Do you sleep on your stomach? - No - Can I?
16.
Can you help me? I have to pee and the doctor said I can't lift anything heavy.
17.
Would you like to see my boa constrictor?
18.
Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.
19.
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No? Want to go upstairs and talk?
20.
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
21.
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
22.
Let's go back to my place, order some pizza and fuck. *SLAP*. Okay, how about chinese?
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? What's the matter, don't like pizza?
How about a pizza and a ... -No. -What? You don't like pizza?
Do you wanna come back to my house for sex and pizza? No? You don't like pizza?

23.
You have that certain special something. Mind if I touch it?
24.
You know, I'd really love to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.
25.
Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?
26.
Are you as good as they say you are?
I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

27.
I'll give you $500 if you'll strip.
28.
You look like a hooker I knew in Fresno.
29.
Your legs are like butter, so spread 'em.
30.
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
31.
The course of true love never does run smooth. But that's okay, 'cause I'm looking forward to a long, bumpy ride with you.
32.
You can't have the key to my heart, but you can have the key to my handcuffs.
33.
My bed isn't very comfortable -- can I sleep in yours?
34.
I know that you're beautiful on the outside. Now, how about letting me get to know the inside?
35.
Did your dad have sex with a carrot? 'Cause you've got great eyes.
36.
I got you a present. Want to go home and help me wrap it?
37.
Do you love short affairs? I hate 'em... I've got all weekend!
38.
That shirt doesn't go with your eyes -- take it off!
39.
Do you know how to use a whip?
40.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit?
(Pull your pockets inside out.) Do you wanna kiss mine?

41.
Is that a ladder in your tights, or a stairway to heaven?
42.
I'm jealous of your dress. -Why? -Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
43.
I want you.
44.
Have you ever taken a shower in the dark?
45.
Why talk when there are so many other fun things we can do with our mouths?
46.
How many beers do you have to have before you fall into a state of drunken stupor where you'd have sex with anything in sight, including the pool cues?
47.
You've got needs. I've got needs. So let's go back to my apartment and help the needy.
48.
My socks are having a party -- do your pants wanna come down?
49.
Hey, I heard your ankles are having a party -- can your pants come down?
50.
Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under.
51.
If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
52.
What nice legs you've got - I wouldn't mind wearing them as a belt - or neck tie if you prefer.
53.
Grab her tush.] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
54.
Is it cold in here, or are you just happy to see me?
Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts)
(For the uninitiated - this references to erect nipples and is a redo of the classic Mae West line "Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" :)

55.
Baby you're a sex crime waiting to happen.
56.
I've got an alarm clock that makes the best sound in the morning. Would you like to come and hear it?
57.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
58.
Wow! Are those real?
59.
I just wanted you to know, we are going to have sex tonight... Whether or not you join me is totally up to you.
60.
Really like your peaches, wanna shake your tree.
61.
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
62.
Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning.
63.
It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.
64.
Don't bother fixing up your hair -- I'll be messing it up later.
65.
I've made my list, I've checked it twice, as long as you're naughty, it's gonna be nice.
66.
My love for you cannot be explained, written down, or told. The only way to show it is through a demonstration.
67.
Let's pillow fight naked.
68.
Don't stick out your tongue unless you intend to use it.
69.
You are so hot in that dress. Take it off so I can get a better look.
70.
You: Do you think one can die of happiness?
She: I don't know.
You: Then let's go experiment.

71.
I want to be naughty as often as possible since when you spank me it isn't a punishment.
72.
Jag gör en fältundersökning över hur många tjejer som har piercade bröstvårtor.
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(When some one says they already have someone:) I'm not trying to take away -- just adding on.
74.
If someone gives you the finger you say: "Is that a promise?"
75.
Have sex with me and I promise never to talk to you again!
76.
What's with all the dress codes these days? I think we should start a new trend and just get NAKED!!
77.
Do you like blueberries or strawberries, 'cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning.
78.
Picture this, you, me, bubble baths, and a bottle of champagne.
79.
I've made thousands of women scream and jump up and down.
80.
Hi. Are you legal?
81.
I don't know what you're talking about, but it's making me horny.
82.
Did you get wet last night when you fell into my dream?
83.
Excuse me. Do you want to f**k or should I apologize?
84.
Nice shoes, wanna f**k?
85.
What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long? (smile and wink)
86.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
87.
My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.
88.
You don't sweat much for a fat girl.
89.
I love every bone in your body - especially mine.
90.
You have two hundred and six bones in your body. Want another?
91.
I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I've got more of something else.
92.
Irish : Have you got a little Irish in you? She: Uh...no.... Irish: Well, do you want some?
93.
Do you want to see something swell?
94.
Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! Well in that case, d'ya wanna do lunch?
95.
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
96.
Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?
F**k me if I'm wrong, but haven't I seen you here before?

97.
Smile! It's the second best thing you can do with your lips...
98.
You are so beautiful I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals just to sniff the tire tracks of the laundry truck that takes your panties to the cleaners.
99.
Your face or Mine??
00.
The only reason that I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
01.
NOW, B*TCH!
02.
When asked for a match: How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs?
03.
Remain seated until my tongue comes to a complete stop!
04.
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
05.
I have a six inch tongue and I can breath through my ears.
06.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon
07. Min säng är trasig. Kan jag sova i din?
My bed is broken, can I sleep in yours?
08. Vill du bli bjuden på frukost på sängen eller brunch på café?
Vill du äta frukost med mig i morgon, i sängen!!
Kan inte vi äta frukost tillsammans en dag?
Skulle du vilja äta frukost hemma hos mig imorgon?
Vad vill du ha till frukost i morgon?
Vad vill du ha på dina pannkakor?
Vill du följa med hem på te... och frukost?
Får jag bjuda dig på frukost i morgon bitti, te eller kaffe?
Jag har hört att du vill dricka kaffe och te med mig och det går väl bra tycker jag.
Skulle du vilja följa med mig och förbereda frukost till imorgon?
Vad vill du ha till frukost?
Är det dig jag ska äta frukost med i morgon?

09. Ska vi gå hem och dricka te?
Hej vill du följa med hem och dricka te? -Nej, det vill jag inte -Vadå, gillar du inte te?
Ska vi dricka te hemma hos dig eller mig?
Vad sägs om lite vin hemma hos mig?

10. Hur vill du ha dina ägg i morgon bitti? Befruktade kanske..
Hur vill du ha äggen, stekta eller befruktade?

11. Ska vi gå hem till dig eller hem till mig?
Ska du med hem eller?
Ditt ställe eller mitt?

12. Ska vi gå hem till dig för lite massage?

13. Vi passar ju ihop, så du borde följa med mig hem.

14. Om jag skulle få se dina vackra ögon när jag vaknar skulle jag på riktigt tro att jag var i himlen.

15. Gumman... du ser ut som en ängel, och jag vill gärna komma till himlen ikväll.

16. Till den snygga okända personen framför dig i kassan: "Ska du eller jag köpa kondomer?"

17. Jag vet inte vart jag bor, får jag sova hos dig?

18. Ditt hår matchar mitt örngott...
Du matchar mitt lakan! Vill du se om det stämmer?

19. Dina ögon är bland de vackraste jag har sett. Jag vill att de skall vara det första jag ser när jag vaknar imorgon... Vill du?

20. Jag skulle vilja träffa dig igen. Hemma hos mig i min säng ikväll.

21. Jag slår vad om att du inte kan få av dig dina kläder lika fort som mig.
Jag sätter 100 spänn på att du inte kan få av dig kläderna på 30 sekunder.

22. Snygga skor. Ska vi nuppa?

23. Visste du att jag har en sammetstunga?

24. Fryser du? Det borde du göra; för du har varit naken i mina tankar hela kvällen.

25. Snygga bröst. Får jag ta på dem?

26. Sex?

27. Jag hade sex med någon igår, var det du?

28. Jag är inte snyggast här ikväll, men jag är förmodligen bäst i sängen. Vill du ha en provtur på damernas, eller ska vi gå hem till mig direkt?

29. Vill du följa med hem och dammsuga? Du suger och jag låter...

30.
That shirt looks very becoming on you. If I were on you, I would be coming too!
31. Glöm inte vad jag heter för inatt kommer du skrika mitt namn!

32. Vill du ha korv till bröna?

33. Gnugga ansiktet och säg: Just cleaning the place for you to sit...

34.
Hi, my name is Dover, Ben Dover!

81 stycken raggningsrepliker - SMICKER


   
01.
Don't I know you from somewhere? Oh, that's right, you're from my dreams.
02.
Girl, you so fine, you're like American Express -- no one wants to leave home without you.
03.
Heya. I'm taking a survey of the world's 100 most beautiful people, so first question: Can I have your phone number?
04.
Why don't you come and live with me? I won't have to pay my electric bill, 'cause you light up the room whenever I see ya.
05.
You're so hot, you make volcanoes jealous.
06.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
07.
Hey! If you're here, who's running heaven??
08.
Shhh! You don't want to wake up anyone in Heaven -- they might realize you snuck out.
09.
I must be dead because this is certainly Heaven.
10.
Guy: Did it hurt? Girl: Did what hurt? Guy: Your fall from heaven to Earth?
Did it hurt...when you fell to Earth from Heaven?

11.
Does an angel like you get speeding tickets for flying so close to earth?
12.
Wow, I didn't know the angel on top of the Christmas tree could walk, talk and drink!
13.
Are you an angel or do you honestly look that good?
14.
Are there a lot of angels up there like you?
15.
Somebody better call God and tell him he's missing an angel.
16.
It must be recess in Heaven for St. Peter to be letting out an Angel like you.
17.
This must be recess in heaven... I see a bunch of angels floating around.
18.
You confuse me -- you're sweet as an angel, but hotter than hell.
19.
My life was fine until you came around. Then it got better.
20.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
21.
She: Tell me something interesting about you.
You: All I can think about right now is how badly I want to kiss you.

22.
Looking for good things about you is like looking for a needle, in a pile of needles, on Planet Needle.
23.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
24.
You got a smile that could melt an iceberg.
25.
You must be the cause of global warming, 'cause you hot!
26.
If beauty was a crime, you'd get life with no parole.
27.
You must be breaking a law. It has to be illegal to look that good.
28.
Why do you have to be so damn fine every single day? Can't you take a break and let me concentrate on something else for a change?
29.
You're so good looking, my eyes are e-mailing my heart!
30.
If I were a bear, I'd want you to be my honey.
31.
I don't think my parachute opened, 'cause when I saw you I fell hard!
32.
Can I borrow a quarter?
What for?
I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. OR: I want to call your mother and thank her.

33.
He: What was that?
She: What was what?
He: That sound.
She: I didn't hear anything.
He: It was the sound of my heart breaking.

34.
I didn't know that angels could fly so low!
35.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?
36.
Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!
37.
I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.
38.
Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?
39.
If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call "fine print"!
40.
Excuse me, is your name Gillette? Cause you're the best a man can get.
41.
If God made a woman more beautiful than you, I hope He kept her for himself.
42.
I like hot girls, and you just happen to be a hot girl. What a coincidence!
43.
You know, you're the kind of person that inspired poets to write, musicians to compose, and me to say this kind of thing.
44.
I was just checking your tag to see if you were made in heaven.
45. Hej, du är så söt att jag tror jag fick ett hål i en tand.
Baby, you're so sweet, I think I got a cavity.
46. Wow, jag visste inte att änglar kunde gömma sina vingar så bra.
(rub their back) Wow! I didn't know angels could hide their wings so well!
47.
The little people behind my eyes that yell at my brain told me to tell you just how sexy you are.
48.
Do you believe in love at seventh sight? Because I saw you, but I had to look at you six more times to make sure you weren't a mirage.
49.
If you were any sweeter, I'd be falling into a diabetic coma.
50.
Guy: Where you from? Girl: (says a place) Guy: What was that? Heaven?
51. Du är snygg!
Jag kanske aldrig får se dig mer, men jag måste säga att du är det snyggaste jag sett i mitt liv!
Vad vacker du är!
Vet inte om jag vågar ringa, men jag måste få säga att du är galet vacker!
Du är verkligen den vackraste människan jag någonsin har sett!
Hej! Du är nog det finaste jag har sett!
Du är så söt.
Du är sötaste tjejen någonsin.
Vet du, du är den sötaste tjejen här.
Du är ta mej fan den snyggaste brud jag sett på hela kvällen (5 min innan stängning).
Du är söt som en semla!
Du är så söt så jag får hål i tänderna.
Du som är så söt behöver inget socker.
Du är en vacker sjö som jag vill drukna i!
Du är den vackraste av alla himlens stjärnor.
Wow, you are so sweet, I have to call my dentist!
52. Du är vackrare än vad jag kommer ihåg.

53. Du är vacker, bli min fru.

54. Det gör ont när du ser på mig!

55. Du är alldeles för snygg för att vara singel.

56. Du är inte bara snygg du verkar smart också.
Du är den enda tjejen på detta stället som ser både snygg och intelligent ut.

57. Jag raggar inte på dig men du har de vackraste ögonen jag sett.
Jag måste säga det medan jag kommer ihåg det, du har så vackra ögon!
Dina ögon är verkligen vackra.
Jag kan simma men i dina ögon drunknar jag.

58. Gud måste vara upprörd i kväll, han saknar ju en ängel.
Du ser ut som en ängel, välkommen till Jorden.
Säg mig min ängel, hur såg himlen ut när du lämnade den?
Var dina föräldrar grekiska gudar?... för det krävs två gudar att göra en gudinna.

59. Om skönhet var vatten skulle du vara en ocean.
Om skönhet mäts i tid så skulle du vara en evighet.

60. Du är nästan helt perfekt.

61. Du är så vacker, får jag bjuda på en drink?

62. Det nej jag kanske får av dig kommer inte att göra hälften så ont som om jag aldrig vågat mig fram för att säga hur vacker du är!


63. Kan inte jag få bjuda dig på middag för jag tycker att du är absolut vackrast på stället här ikväll, och jag skulle vilja lära känna dig bättre.

64. Fröken Dalarna va?

65. Ni är lika vackra som en ko med sin kalv. (till två tjejer)

66. Är du lika trevlig som du är vacker?

67. Det måste vara olagligt att vara så vacker på både in- och utsidan.

68. Du är så söt, kan inte jag få en kram av dig?

69. Jag är så svag för sötsaker.

70. Du bländar mig!

71. Det är mörkt, men du lyser upp vägen där du går.

72. När Gud skapade kvinnan, var det dig han tänkte på.

73. -Jag är som smör för dig... -Va? -Jag bara smälter.

74. Du är en sån tjej som är svår att hitta. Det finns få av dig!

75. Tittade solen just fram, eller var det bara du som log mot mig?

76. Det sägs att gräset är grönare på andra sidan men här står ju du nu och runt om oss är det ändå bara öken...

77. Din pojkvän måste vara stolt över dig.

78. Du är lika go som mitt kramdjur.

79. Den vita klänningen matchar jättebra till din fantastiska solbränna!

80. Du luktar gott.

81. Kommer du också från Mars?



85 stycken raggningsrepliker - MIXAT


   
01.
I went to this site on the internet that gives people great pick-up lines... but as I went through them I found that none of them really expressed what I feel. So do you mind if I just say I love you?
02.
I love you almost as much as I love my goat.
03.
You've got to tell me your name, because last night in my dreams I could only call you 'baby'.
04.
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
05.
I'm drunk.
06.
Hi, my friends call me Creepy.
07.
Bond. James Bond.
08.
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
09.
Excuse me, do you live around here often?
10.
Hey babe -- did you know I'm on the Harvard Mailing List?
11.
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
12.
Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart.
13.
Hi. My name is Mark Gates. Maybe you know my dad, Bill?
14.
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
15.
Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
16.
Say, didn't we go to different schools together?
17.
Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?
18.
You know, my lips aren't going to kiss themselves.
19.
Aren't you just sick of all those creeps that only know how to start a conversation with some stupid line?
20.
That's a nice smile you've got - shame that not all you're wearing.
21.
(To a woman in a tight outfit at a party or bar!) Hi! That's a great outfit you're almost wearing!
22.
I'm sorry, did you just wink at me, or was that something in your eye?
23.
Are you busy tonight around 3am?
24.
Are you single? I can fix that for ya.
25. Vad gör en så trevlig tjej som du i en 4-dimensionell plats som denna?

What's a nice girl like you doing in an n-dimensional space like this?
26.
Your eyes are the same color as my corvette.
Your eyes are the color of my Porsche.

27.
Wow, look at that -- our hands fit together perfectly. How odd.
28.
I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one who's talking to you.
Only good-looking guys should use this one, since they'll be viewed as modest. If a guy uses this and he is ugly, then it's a sign of insecurity, which is a huge a turnoff. Generally, this line passes because it proves that the guy is down-to-earth. It will surely throw her off guard as she might get offended. Use with caution.

29.
I think you would look good in my arms.
30. Hej, jag håller på att skriva en telefonbok. Kan jag få ditt nummer?
I'm writing a phone book. Can I have your number?
31.
Hey! Are you looking for me?
32. Spela inte svårflörtad. Du kan missa något bra!
Don't play hard to get. You might miss something!
33.
You have that built-in-bitch look, and it turns me on.
34.
Can I take you home and tie you to my bed?
35.
Hey, do you have DSL?
36.
Are you ready to go home now?
37.
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!
38.
My wife just doesn't understand me.
39.
Here's a quarter. Call your mom and tell her you're not coming home tonight!
40.
Do you know what I like best about you baby? You haven't maced me yet.
41.
Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us.
42.
Is that a watch? My friend has a watch.
43.
You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car.
44.
What are you doing for the rest of my life?
45.
Darn girl, you even look good with the lights on!
46.
I can take one look at you and tell you've heard every line in the book, so one more shouldn't hurt, right?
47.
Hey baby, you've got sexy ears.
48.
Do you want me to buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
49.
What's a tramp like you doing in a classy joint like this?
50. Kan jag bita dig, snälla?
Can I bite you? Please?
51.
You like my voice? Well, you should hear my phone number.
52.
Oh, I'm sorry -- you looked really cute from far away.
53.
[Hold out your hand.] Can you hold this for me?
54.
Would you like someone to mix with your drink?
55.
Say, did we go to different schools together?
56.
Coffee? Tea? Me?
57.
I'm single!
58.
Take a chance on me.
59.
Wink. I'll do the rest.
60.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead, say no.
61.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
62.
Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
63.
My only goal in life is to make you smile.
64.
You know those long walks on the beach everyone's always talking about? We should take one sometime.
65.
What I know of you I love, and what I don't know I am dying to find out.
66.
If you're having nightmares, you can take me to hold tight all night long.
67.
Smile if you want me.
68.
Hand out a calling card saying:
Smile if you want to sleep with me, then watch the victim try to hold back her smile...

69.
Hey there, won't you give me a smile. I've not seen one in a while. I'm sure you'd look better smiling.
70.
I love what you've done to your hair... but there's something missing... Hmmm... I know what it is - a smile.
71.
I saw you at the party last weekend and you look kind of interesting... Let's meet sometime...
72.
Is your personality as beautiful as your eyes?
73.
I bet you have a beautiful smile.
Then smile and wait for her reaction. 99% of the time she will smile back, and when she does say;
I knew it.
and proceed to start a conversation with her.
If she does not offer a reciprocal smile, simply say "I guess not" and walk away.

74.
Are you available this Christmas? I need an angel for the top of my tree.
75.
Hi! I'm Mr. Right! I was told you were looking for me?
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

76.
I know you think I'm cute, but you can go ahead and tell me anyway.
77.
I'm feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
78.
Can I have the directions to your heart?
Can I have directions? -To where? To your heart. [Cheese alert!]

79.
If you were one of the seven dwarfs, I'd have to call you "Sexy".
80.
Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend... do you want to be my friend?
81.
Mom and dad's outta town and the house is mine. Eh? Eh?
82.
If I follow you home will you keep me?
83.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? She says No. Well then, please start.
84.
Excuse me, is your name Gillette? Cause you're the best a man can get.
85.
I'll give you $500 if you strip.




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